May 4, 2012
[Dear Babyspice] YOU GRADUATE from law school this weekend! EEEKKK! YAY! *SPARKLES*! Oh so proud of you and all you have done and WILL DO! Ok, gonna cry, gotta stop!
[Dear Mr. President] It is no secret I don't like you. However, my dislike will grow this weekend when your motorcade messes up traffic around my sister's law school graduation. If you keep me from getting to my friend's bachelor party....well, I'll be pissed, because that's all I can say on the Internet.
[Dear Bachelor Party] I am crazy excited to celebrate my best guy friend's impending nuptials. However, I'm a teenybit nervous to see behind the velvet curtain of boys being crazy boys. You will be the easiest party to get ready for though, jeans & a tee thank you very much! CAN'T WAIT! [Yes, you read that correctly. I am attending my best guy friend's BACHELOR party this weekend!]
[Dear Under Armor Women] You have a shopper FOR LIFE! Your new #What'sBeautiful Campaign has reeled me in, hook, line and sinker. I will be strong and I'm taking it back from the models!
[Dear Twitter] I STILL don't understand you, but am slowly finding my way....#learningcurve did I do that right?
[Dear BigBoss] I'm sorry sweet car, but we are breaking up next week. It is time. Sadly, it IS YOU and NOT me. You are breaking and costing me too much. I will always cherish the fun road trips we took together and how you've kept me safe for 8 years. I cannot thank you enough for being such a great FIRST car. I love you BB! Please no tears okay?
[Dear Readers Old/New] I heatr y'all THEEEEEEEEEEEEES MUCH! xoxo