March 18, 2015

I'm Corny and I Know It

Yes, friends, I confess...there's a big cornball in this pink lil body. I laugh all the time, at the right times and at the most inappropriate times, but that's okay because I love to laugh. It's my favorite! So I thought I'd share some funny and corny jokes with you today. Hopefully they make you smile [or you just laugh at me for posting them], because a day without laughter is a day wasted!
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What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame. [all jokes found here

 
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? Dino-mite.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. [all jokes found here]

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What did the traffic light say when it stayed on red? You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A Slipper.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa, no hands.

Why are movie stars so cool? Because they have so many fans. [all jokes found here]

And my personal favorite: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

Look, even Ryan thinks I'm funny :)!
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Have a fabulous hump day, y'all. We are so close to Friday, woohoo!

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25 comments:

BLovedBoston said...

Is it bad that I want to share all of these with my nieces and nephew to see if they can get them!? Thanks for the giggles this morning! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston

Pamela {Sequins and Sea Breezes} said...

Hahaha these are so fun! I guess I'm corny too because you totally had me giggling over these!

<3, Pamela
Sequins & Sea Breezes

Jess said...

My first thought when reading these was that I can't wait until Cam is old enough for me to tell them to. :)

Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre said...

I have to tell my niece that pork chop one she will die laughing!!!! Those were so fun to read this morning!

Jen said...

Haha yes!!! I will be calling my sister soon and repeating these. Happy Wednesday!!

Jessica said...

Haha! Nacho cheese! Love!!! Everyone needs a good laugh one in awhile - or daily:)

Mree said...

Thank you so much for the laugh this morning. I'm totally going to try them out on my co-workers. ha they love jokes like these.

Julia said...

Hahaha, these are awesome, I love corny jokes! My favorite is the hipster drinking coffee one, that may need to be my FB status today! :D

The Pink Growl said...

These kinds of jokes make me snort laugh! I love it! And if Ryan thinks you're funny then you are winning! :)

Rebecca Jo said...

These are great.
I'm so BAD at remembering jokes. I always want to know some when I teach in youth ministry but nothing ever stays in my mind. UGH!!!!

Courtney B said...

You are SO CUTE! It doesn't surprise me one bit that you are a little corny (so am I!) and love to laugh at the little and big things! I just love you and this happy post!

Jessi @ Jessi's Design said...

bahaaha YES! As in yes I will be sharing these with everyone today! Thanks for making my day! Hope you're doing fabuloso! xo

Teh Megan said...

Bahaha, cheesy jokes are the best and I used to get go much shit for loving them (and then I cut those people out of my life because no one has time for that kind of negativity).

My all time favorite is:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH.

Kristen said...

nacho cheese is my favourite and i say it to KC all the time.. he always thinks i'm really saying he can't have the cheese and i'm like dude it's ok it's just a joke

Nikki said...

ha these are great! I love them totally needed a good cheesy laugh!

Jill @ Capri + Co. said...

Omgoodness! You are hilarious! These made me smile, thank you! My husband is the king of telling jokes like these.. and I secretly love it! I will have to share these with him so he can keep them in his back pocket! Have a great day!

Jill

Capriandcoblog.com

Alanna @ Alanna and Company said...

I'm cracking up at the hipster one. I was watching AFV last night and was literally in tears. I'm sure both my dog and boyfriend thought I lost my marbles.

Tori G said...

I love corny jokes. These are awesome!

Brittany Pines said...

Corny jokes are the best! Totally using the NASA one. And love the minion GIF.

Nathaly Juarez said...

Laughter is definitely the best medicine.

Love always,
www.loyaltofashion.com

Shelby | Recent Somethings said...

Hah love a good sense of humor and laughing is of course the best thing ever. These are definitely cute to share with kiddos ;)

amanda @ as the wine cork turns said...

look grandpa, no hands had me laughing. and that picture of ryan hahaha. thanks for this :)

Laura Marie Keenan said...

Love ALL of these, but the nosey pepper is by far the best!

Katie Elizabeth said...

Haha this is amazing! And a Ryan Gosling GIF is always the best way to end a post ;) Happy Wednesday!

Kay R. said...

I laughed so hard at these!! this was too cute!