I confess...
+ I forgot to mention that I tried to break into my apartment this past weekend, you know when I forgot my shoes and then my keys to get into my apartment. Yeah, I went all spider woman and climbed my apartment, but unfortunately we lock things up like Fort Knox so, no dice.
+ I couldn't stop myself from making this face, after I read a particularly ridiculous blog post.
+ I literally, and yes I mean literally, did the happy dance at the gym, Monday after I bench pressed 135 pounds. That's right, 135 el bees, holy freaking weight. I was so stoked and Le Husband didn't even make fun of my dance, which was just an added bonus.
+ I've had a crick in my neck the past three days and I look like the crazy old grannie with my heating pad. Hopefully it goes away soon, as I'm unable to pull a genie and fix it.
+ A coworker [that I don't particularly, um, enjoy I guess] came over to my cubicle, talking about their weekend and it took all I had in me not to pull a Heather Dubrow. I mean, why are you telling me this?
+ I have my first adult ballet class tonight and I'm a bit nervous. There's this real fear I'm going to look like TSwift in a room full of gracefully girls.
Have a happy and wonderful day, loves!
I always panic when I think of accidentally locking myself out of our house because we lock it up like no tomorrow too. Good luck with your first adult ballet class!!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to hear how you like your ballet class - I'm sure it will be wonderful!! Also, the crick in your neck - girl I had one last week and it's the worst!! I need new pillows!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Wednesday!
bitches don't even step to me at work because of my perpetual RBF. i gots no time for them blabbering on about their life that i care zero about. not rude but the honest truth :D
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!
An adult ballet class sounds awesome!! I want to do a dance class!
ReplyDeleteI love the new blog design. I hope it is actually new or it's going to be super awks that I just noticed how pretty it is! Secondly I cannot wait to hear how your ballet class goes :)))
ReplyDeletehave fun at your dance class! i have always wanted to that so i shall live vicariously through you! girl i make that 'i just read a ridiculous post' face all the time. ha!
ReplyDeleteadult ballet class?! Awesome!!! I used to take ballet...be prepared for lots and lots of sore muscles, but it really is a great workout and fun! Let me know how it goes
ReplyDeleteLove this post and all your fun gifs!! I can't wait to hear all about your dance class! And 135 girlfriend?!?! YOU ARE AMAZING. Let's just say I have a little catching up to do ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! All those gifs are too funny. Good luck at Ballet Class. If I had time, that is something I would totally do.
ReplyDeleteOne time my husband was out of town and he locked the door to the garage. We never lock the door from the house to the garage. I went to feed the cats, shut the door and was locked out of the house... Thankfully IO found that one of our tiny bay windows were open and I shimmied through it. Joy.
ReplyDeleteSo what you're saying is you've benched more than 20ish pounds more than your body weight??? YOU'RE A TOTAL B.A.!! (disclaimer, I don't actually know your weight and don't want you to freak out about my estimate, I just know I've never even benched my body weight and make it sound more impressive that you've gone way higher than your own)
ReplyDeleteAlso, BALLET CLASS! We will be TSwifts together!
Please tell me you danced just like Carlton.
ReplyDelete135 pounds, AMAZING!
I am totally jealous of you taking ballet, I took it as a kid and I LOVED it and would love to take it again!
When I had an apartment, I used to lock myself out more often than I'd like to admit. Thankfully, it's not that easy in the house I live in now. Although, I did just lock my keys in my car a couple weeks ago. Oops. Very impressive that you climbed up your apartment!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck at ballet... remember to have FUN!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap with 135lbs. That is some serious bench power!
ReplyDeleteAdult ballet? I love it! I did not even know it existed so I am interested to hear how it goes.
so fun!!!! I want the full details of your ballet class!!!
ReplyDeleteDetails on the adult ballet class!! So exciting!
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ReplyDeleteYou go girl 135 lbs sounds great! And you had me cracking up at that Taylor Swift gif - have fun in ballet!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I'm dying over the TSwift gif. Hilarious. Girl, 135 lbs?! Get it!
ReplyDeleteOooh ballet!! I took adult ballet for about 3 years like 5 years ago and I loved it. It's a fun way to exercise and I loved the leo and pink tights!!
ReplyDelete135lb bench AND ballet? You're amazing!
ReplyDeletebut for reals i would carlton dance all over the place for a PR
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha these were some of the best confessions I've read, just about every one had me giggling. I really want to know what blog post you read now
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