September 24, 2014

Today I Confess...

No intro today, ladies. Time to get confessing with Kathy. #doit

I confess...

::: Yesterday I slept in an extra hour, just because. I'm lucky that both my bosses get in after me, so I used that to my advantage and showed up a lil later than normal to work. #sorefreshed
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::: I about flipped my ish when my coworkers started talking. Normally their voices grate my gears [ridiculous people, too much to write about to explain], but yesterday I was forced to listen to them discuss what is they thought was 'healthy' food. Thing one said "I use mayonnaise with my fries instead of ketchup, that's better" and then Thing two responded with "Yeah, well I've been buying a large soda instead of an extra large". You're kidding right?!?! It was all I could do to keep my mouth shut and not yell 'You people iz dumb' over my cubicle. #somepeople
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::: I spent way too much money on the amazing Loft sale last week. 40% off everything and $25 bucks for every $50 you spend….yes please! #onlygoodthingaboutoutgrowingpants

::: I still haven't mentioned to Le Husband that I am pulling two a days at the gym. Yes, I know I shouldn't keep 'secrets' but I originally started to prove a point to him, that I needed to add more cardio into my workouts to see better results. Well, I've been going for almost a month and NOTHING has changed, so put the ol dunce cap on my head. I know I need to tell him, because he's gonna figure it out, but I don't want to admit my defeat. #poop
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::: Yesterday, when I parked at the gym during my lunch break, I did a double take because there was an adult couple in their car caught in full on make out. I stared longer than I should have, only because I was my brain hadn't quite figured out what I was wintessing. Talk about weird right? #adultsmakeouttoo
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::: After I walked away from said couple, I laughed to myself and thought of multiple reasons for their tawdry tryst in the car. #nawdyiknow

::: My post yesterday wasn't planned because life got in the way. I'm talking, gym workouts, snuggles on the couch, BOFF phone chats and of course Harry Potter reading for my book club. #luckyitwasfallsoicouldcomplain

::: A dude at my soccer game yesterday was << thisclose >> to getting an elbow to the round tables [familyjewels]. I'm all for equality on the playing field, but bro was awfully close to coping a feel, if you know what I mean. #atleasttakemetodinnerfirst JK!
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::: You will completely make my day if you link up on Tuesday for our Monthly Motivation linkup! Talk to us about your fitness/health goals for the month of October. Or tell us how you rocked out September! Let's help each other reach those elusive fitness goals! #shamlessplug
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Have a great day, fabulous friends!

31 comments:

McKenzie Smith said...

Those two coworkers sound like total winners. I would have died laughing at that conversation.. Ridiculous!

Teh Megan said...

I totally wanted to use an Antoine Dodson gif but couldn't find one! Jealous!

I can't handle stupid people. You should have just popped up and agreed with them, total Mean Girls style.

I need to find some "professional" clothes stores to be my new favorite. Kohl's just isn't doing it for me anymore... also, I need a job to go with those clothes.. but what came first, the chicken or the egg? lol.

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

you must work at my office because the amount of "healthy" jibber-jabber that goes on is ridiculous. i've learned to just ignore them and let them make their mistakes.

thanks for linking up!

-kathy
Vodka and Soda


BLovedBoston said...

Girl two-a-days at the gym that would drive me bananas not to see results...the only thing I can think of is food and even then I know you're already eating so well - which leads me to your co-workers!! I totally know how you feel about keeping your mouth shut while they talk with their non-sense!! I sometimes wonder how people function!

The Pink Growl said...

An extra hour of sleep is WINNING! 2 a days at the gym is amazing girl, you are killin' it!

Jessica said...

Mayonnaise on fries? I think I might puke. How disgusting! So sorry the two-a-days aren't working, friend. It's hard to admit that the hubbies are right once in a while, lol. But, look on the bright side - now you'll have an extra hour or so to do something else equally productive, yes? Happy Wednesday!

The Siberian American said...

Large is better than extra-large...haha! I cracked up on that one. People are crazy.

Illegally Blonde said...

Workout fail? I'm sorry. I understand how frustrating it is. I have just about give up on le gym. I am so tired all the time and have been fighting this cold for almost two weeks now.... And the pants... well i went through this too. My hips just widened a la 31.... I realized it was't anything I did or did not do just life. Embrace it and feel good in pants that fit. Love you!

Tori G said...

Sounds like you need to do a "shit my co-workers say" post!

Jenny said...

I love my french fries and soda but never in a million years would I say any version of it was healthy. Haha!

Alisha said...

HAHA!! These are hilarious. On what planet is mayo on fries healthy? Beyond ridiculous. Love the GIF. I totally forgot about the "Hide 'Yo Kids" guy. Made me laugh this morning.

Julia said...

Sleeping in an extra hour sounds wonderful!

LOL, mayo on fries as a healthy alternative, first time I've heard that one!

Georgina Castellucci said...

Lol this post KILLED me. Nothing makes me more disgusted when people start talking about their "healthy" habits. No. Loaded potatoes are not a vegetable hombre. Kills me. I hope you're having a wonderful day as well xo

Mree said...

LOL!! Your co-workers sound like my co-workers. Cray cray. Although mine always discuss celebrities and i swear one of them thinks she is bffs with them. it's so funny. I would love to sleep an extra hour in the morning. So lucky.

MakeMeUpMia said...

I hate when I have no choice but to listen to people talk when they are driving me insane!

Shelby / Recent Somethings said...

Haha I always stare and then realize YOU'RE STARING during awkward PDA sessions or just really anything going on that is throwing a normal day for a loop. Great confessions!

Kristen said...

extra hour of sleep sounds amazing. i do anything i can for an extra 10 minutes of sleep! and weird that couple was making out, i catch myself awkwardly staring at things like that all the time lol

Nadine Lynn said...

Ahahahahahhah that dumb gif NEVER gets old. Ever. What idiots! Some people are clueless.

I missed the Loft sale. WTF?!?! I don't know how that is possible and I really want all of the things.

Usually I have to add more cardio to loose weight too, so that is a legit thought you had.

Katie Elizabeth said...

Thank you for the image of old people making it out in a car! Too funny and I totally would have stared, too. Mayonnaise on fries sound terrible but I guess baby steps from the XL to the large pop?? Haha

Lara @ Cookies Cardio and Clothes said...

I can't stand listening to people talk about "healthy" food. My own doctor told me to eat less protein and work out less. I can't even look at her anymore.

Allison @ Texas Mrs. said...

I seriously love The Loft... but then again, I love all places with cute work clothes. I have been pretty good lately, not spending any money, so i think Im overdue.

Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre said...

Don't even get me started about what people think is healthy......I argue with my patients on the daily.....no your kid does not NEED juice.....it's just sugar water!!!!

Pink and Fabulous said...

Can't wait for the link up!! It is completely frightening what people think is healthy! How you didn't reach over and slap those two is beyond me!

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

Oh man, it's been YEARS since I made out in a car, hahaha!!!

AJ said...

This post made me crack up! :)

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Nats ~Coral Tinted Perceptions said...

OMG when referenced "thing two" for you colleague my day was made! lol

Jessi @ Jessi's Design said...

ummm I would have made my presence known by laughing hysterically at their comments...omg mayo, really? Totally came in an hour late to work yesterday as well! I have been so damn tired lately!

Carolyn said...

Makeout session in the car at the gym?!?! Random!! I totally want to know that back story. :)

Food, Booze, & Baggage said...

I get the large soda, not the extra large...too funny! That is like saying I only ate at McDonalds two days last week not three :) Some people! Sometimes an extra hour of sleep makes all the difference.

Allison said...

I have learned to never, ever buy things full price at Loft because of all the sales they have going on all the time! I fell like there's a new sale email in my inbox daily! They're marketing strategy is totally working though because I'm stating to get tempted… it's been awhile since I've been there ;)

Allison said...

I have learned to never, ever buy things full price at Loft because of all the sales they have going on all the time! I fell like there's a new sale email in my inbox daily! They're marketing strategy is totally working though because I'm stating to get tempted… it's been awhile since I've been there ;)