To Whom It May Concern...V5?

Dear Weather: Hi, it's me. The girl who rarely complains about you, unless you are freezing cold. I know you have lots of other people that constantly whine to you, but remember, THAT'S NOT ME! So, if you would, could you be kind to me? Last weekend you threw me for a loop in Ohio, please don't give me a repeat performance. I'm not wishing for 75, sunny and no humidity[like most people ALWAYS ask for], I just want out of the 50s purdy please. Sweating buckets by the pool is 100% okay by me, I promise.

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Dear Work Friend: I'm so sorry about everything. I can't imagine what you're going through and I think you are so strong. I'm sorry that your company is treating you so badly, they will regret it next week, of that I am sure. Your work ethic is something to aspire too and I wish you the very best on your new journey! Adios butthead ;)!

Dear New Last Name: I finally got you changed at work. Way bummer it took so long, but darn if someone didn't give me miss-information. It's kind of fun to see you in my new email signature. I'll miss being so high in the alphabet, but that's okay, I like my husband more than the alphabet. ;)

Dear Kimye: JUST GOT AWAY ALREADY! Who cares about your wedding?!?! It's going to be so ridiculous and showboaty that it shouldn't even really count as a wedding [not saying anything about the average couple that chooses to have an extravagant wedding. y'all are cool]. I wonder if this one will last 78 days.

Dear Pollen: You are soooooo on my :achoo: list. Please stop :sniffle: spawning and falling down. My car does NOT :cough: looked good bathed in your green/yellowness and neither does anything else. ::ACHOO:: please go away…NOW! :ACHOO:ACHOO:ACHOO:

Dear Airplanes: Please be nice to me in the coming months. I've got a lot of flights heading my way and we ALL know what that means. If you could be super smooth and steady that would be wonderful. LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Dear Traveling Friend: YAY! You're home! I'm so excited, you've so been missed! I can't wait to catch up with you and hear about our travels. It will be nice to have you back too, for our gossip and life chats, woohoo can't wait!

Dear Blog: This is probably the first time in six months that you haven't been schedule to post at 6am this morning. Ehhhh, what are you going to do right?!?! Sometimes life just gets in the way right? Hopefully my readers will still stop by and say hi [thankyou for being here today]!

Dear JuneJuly: You're my favorite months this year….yes, you beat out April! I can't wait! I can't wait! BRING ME TO JUNE ALREADY!

Dear Fallen Soldiers: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Your ultimate sacrifice does not go unnoticed. You will be remember this weekend, if only by a few. We can't say thank you enough. We miss you all, especially you Shane. Our country is i n d e b t e d to you.