May 22, 2014

To Whom It May Concern...V5?

Dear Weather: Hi, it's me. The girl who rarely complains about you, unless you are freezing cold. I know you have lots of other people that constantly whine to you, but remember, THAT'S NOT ME! So, if you would, could you be kind to me? Last weekend you threw me for a loop in Ohio, please don't give me a repeat performance. I'm not wishing for 75, sunny and no humidity[like most people ALWAYS ask for], I just want out of the 50s purdy please. Sweating buckets by the pool is 100% okay by me, I promise.
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Dear Work Friend: I'm so sorry about everything. I can't imagine what you're going through and I think you are so strong. I'm sorry that your company is treating you so badly, they will regret it next week, of that I am sure. Your work ethic is something to aspire too and I wish you the very best on your new journey! Adios butthead ;)!

Dear New Last Name: I finally got you changed at work. Way bummer it took so long, but darn if someone didn't give me miss-information. It's kind of fun to see you in my new email signature. I'll miss being so high in the alphabet, but that's okay, I like my husband more than the alphabet. ;)

Dear Kimye: JUST GOT AWAY ALREADY! Who cares about your wedding?!?! It's going to be so ridiculous and showboaty that it shouldn't even really count as a wedding [not saying anything about the average couple that chooses to have an extravagant wedding. y'all are cool]. I wonder if this one will last 78 days.

Dear Pollen: You are soooooo on my :achoo: list. Please stop :sniffle: spawning and falling down. My car does NOT :cough: looked good bathed in your green/yellowness and neither does anything else. ::ACHOO:: please go away…NOW! :ACHOO:ACHOO:ACHOO:


Dear Airplanes: Please be nice to me in the coming months. I've got a lot of flights heading my way and we ALL know what that means. If you could be super smooth and steady that would be wonderful. LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Dear Traveling Friend: YAY! You're home! I'm so excited, you've so been missed! I can't wait to catch up with you and hear about our travels. It will be nice to have you back too, for our gossip and life chats, woohoo can't wait!

Dear Blog: This is probably the first time in six months that you haven't been schedule to post at 6am this morning. Ehhhh, what are you going to do right?!?! Sometimes life just gets in the way right? Hopefully my readers will still stop by and say hi [thankyou for being here today]!

Dear JuneJuly: You're my favorite months this year….yes, you beat out April! I can't wait! I can't wait! BRING ME TO JUNE ALREADY!

Dear Fallen Soldiers: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Your ultimate sacrifice does not go unnoticed. You will be remember this weekend, if only by a few. We can't say thank you enough. We miss you all, especially you Shane. Our country is i n d e b t e d to you.

12 comments:

Ashley said...

Pollen is the WORST. My good friends are Zyrtec and Claratin until this passes. YAY for the new name change!

Alisha said...

Cute post today! Totally agree with the whole Kim/Kanye thing, and allergies... boo!!

Kristen said...

yuck allergies! over them already. and kim and kayne, i couldnt care less!
yay for june and july! im excited for them too.

~Dawn~ said...

Ugh, YES! Go way Kimye is right!! I don't even pay attention to them that much and I still know all about their wedding.

brooke lyn said...

pollen and allergies have been kicking my butt this spring! i am ready for summer and for them to go away

BLovedBoston said...

The panda video is one of my favorites!!! Oh kimye as much as I want to hate it - I dont...can't even wait for the photos of what she's going to wear!! I truly hope for her sake it lasts longer than her 2 previous ones!! I feel like she doesn't have a personality anymore (not sure if she ever really did) but Kanye is so in charge in the relationship she barely speaks!

Erin LFF said...

Yay for getting your last name changed at work :) I went from a B to the middle of the alphabet, so I know the feeling ;) But it's kinda fun being in the middle now after 24+ years of the start! (i'm weird, i know!)

JumpingJE said...

Eeeeeven though you posted late I am still here. I like that you love le hubs more than being high in the alphabet!

Carolyn said...

Good work on getting your name changed!! :) Feels kind of good doesn't it??

Sneezing pandas... so funny.

Jessica said...

I wish Kimye would just disappear. They are vulgar and gross and are the worst role models ever. It's sad that someone like Shane got so little fanfare, after giving his life for our country, and people like Kim and Kanye are in the news every. single. day. Something is very wrong with that picture.

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

Kanye is the worst. Kim is the 2nd worst. Those two together...?! MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT.

Katie Elizabeth said...

The pollen is killing me right now. It's been terrible this year! And YES I wish the weather would just make up its mind. We go back and forth from super nice to super cold... all I'm asking for is average temps please!