Dear September 7th,
HOLY MOLY, you are only T - W- O TWO MONTHS AWAY! Wait what?! Hold the PHONE! For Rizzle!?!? GETOUTTAHERE! MY WEDDING! STOP.THE.WORLD. TWO MONTHS! Almost a MRS. EEEEP Leeee-go!
Dear Time Before the Wedding,
STOP moving so fast. YES, I am 2034803248.5 kinds of excited to become Mrs. C and eat drink and be married, but oh my word there is SO Much that needs to get done before then and NOW! I would appreciate it very much if you streeeeeeeeeeeetch summer this year, just a bit. THANKS!
Dear Jillian Michaels,
I've been 'enjoying' your video workouts online the past two weeks and lady, you know your ish. I am SWEATING like whoa at the end and can totally tell I'm out of shape. But, I'm HOPING mixing your workouts in with my own form of working out will help me get over the hump regarding my body. I PROMISE I'll work for it!
GET IN BIKINI SHAPE.....NOW!
Dear Work slash Coworkers,
STOP with all the drama and the insane workload. Yes, I get it, we are busy. But hold your freakin' horses already. We can't process content we don't have, if you don't do your job, I can't do mine. Having to answer 203480238 status emails will NOT get you a different answer. When we say "we are looking into it" that means YES WE KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT.
Dear Kickball teammies,
It's that time of year again. Kickball tournaments every month until the end of the year. OH, flippin' vey! I do love me some kickball tourneys, but sheeeeesh, trying to plan a wedding and participate in shenanigans is just a bit stressful. I can't wait to win everything this year though, we are gonna ROCK IT OUT if we keep our heads on straight. GO OSC! THIS TOURNAMENT SATURDAY IS OURS! WE WILL BE DCKO CHAMPS!!!!
PLEASE come easily and keep me rested!