Ok dearheart you and I need to come to an understanding. Even though you have steadily been DIEING on my the past 6 months I haven't rushed out to get a new car. Mainly because
Don't make me the mean one, an unhappy but forgiving mama
Dear Lindsay Lohan
I'm bored, what the heck girl?!? Don't you have a court date to miss or wear a see through shirt to....or something?
prison orange hugs, a former fan waiting for your next mess up
Dear SportySpice,
I <3 YOU! I know your world was ROCKED yesterday when your computer crashed, I feel for you sweetie I really do. But, keep your HEAD UP high because your family is in FULL FORCE support and fix mode. No matter what the computer tech finds, we are here to help. I think it might be fun to go back to all nighters and Chinese food for the next few days don't you!?! No?! Okay, well that's all I got punk!
Antonda love, your big sissy and the rest of the family!
Dear TV Shows,
Please come back sooon! This girl is getting bored and NEEDS to know what is going on in TV LAND. I'm talking to you Castle, Desperate Housewives, Body of Proof, Grey's, Private Practice, NCIS, CSI Miami, Hart of Dixie and The Good Wife. Don't disappoint me mkkkkay?!?
I'll vote for you during sweeps, a too-avid TV watcher
Dear Cancun,
IamsoexcitedIcan'tevenstandit!
Please have nice weather, a very excited tourist and current gym rat
Dear Budget,
YOU.WILL.BE.MINE!!!! (starting in February)
Dollah love, a soon to be rich biach
Dear MEAN people,
YOU SUCK!
Smiles and rainbows, a very happy girl!
Dear Motivation,
You have CANCUN in 3 weeks and South Florida in a month. Now is the time to BRING IT and NOT MAKE EXCUSES!
I'm counting on you, your body
Dear C,
My love you are hilarious! And amazing! And awesome! And really really really make me happy. Thanks for doing the cooking and cleaning last night, I was totally wiped and really didn't want to do it. I really appreciate the small things you do for me, cross my heart. Your antics crack me up all the time, thanks for making me smile babe. I CAN.NOT.WAIT for Cancun this month, we are going to have a blast! I am so blessed to have you honey!
You have my heart, a very happy girlfriend
Dear Bloggers,
Keep being awesome! Ya'll amaze me and truly make my life happier! Thanks for taking the time to read!
One happy reader and friend, P!nky
Dear Pinky,
ReplyDeleteYour blog posts crack me up, and keep me endlessly entertained. On top of our daily g-chats, I am quite the lucky, happy camper with constant entertainment, and good girly advice! Who else could I awkwardly stand in Starbucks and drink coffee with only minutes after meeting? No one, my dear, no one! :)
You rock!
Your bloggie-to-real-life friend,
Jenn
Definitely ready for Desperate Housewives, Greys, & Hart of Dixie to return!
ReplyDeleteCancun in 3 weeks = awesomeness! Love it! And I've totally been telling my car the same thing although I know I need to break down and buy a new one in the spring. I'm still driving the car I got in high school haha. It's time to say goodbye!
ReplyDeleteYou are so stinking cute. :) I completely agree on TV. I keep looking at my DVR hoping something magically pops up. But it doesn't. Argh. haha
ReplyDeleteI'm new to your blog, but I'll definitely be back to read more--this post is too funny! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm new to your blog too! This post was absolutely hilarious! Can't wait to read more!
ReplyDeleteOMG! GUUURLLLLLFRANNNN! This is one of your best post to date. You had me cracking up over here! Thanks for that! I especially like the Lindsay Lohan one! YOU ARE SOO FUNNY! I am not going to lie... I am waiting for her to mess up again... or another bald Britney. I will take either or.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to Cancun and didn't INVITE ME? WTH? I thought we were BFFAE as of like 5 minutes ago...hehe have fun girl!! Especially, in South Florida- I lived there off and on my whole life!
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