May 10, 2013

Blog Every Day in May [Day 10]

Day 10, Friday: Most embarrassing moment (s). Spill.

So, I have to be honest....I'm not sure how
to approach this prompt.

 I mean, it's a fun idea and part of me really
wants to be honest and raw here,
but then the other part thinks...
yeah, having my dirty laundry
all out on the INTERNETS
might not be the best idearrrsssss.....

Because a bunch of my stories
involve our bestest friend:

Mr. Al Cohol. 
Y'all know who I mean. 
Mr. Cohol makes you think
"Yeah I got this" 
or as my man crush Ryan says....
 image 

And then the next morning you're going....

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffff!

Now, before you go on thinking I'm a huge lush,
[cause I'm not anymore]
that only does stupid things
after a few adult beverages,
I'll have you know I have

P
L
E
N
T
Y

of stories that make
me wanna go....
 
 
 Today, I'll share a family favorite.
[Backstory: Pinky sometimes answers questions
like a knowitall before she thinks. Oh and she hates numbers]

So, the Brady bunch is sitting around the dinner table,
[yes that's a normal thing]
and something about science and space 
was mentioned.

What it was, I have no idea.

However, some how the SPEED of light
was questioned and of course,
thanks to my college degree,
I KNEW THE ANSWER!

"BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF MILES"!

chirp chirp

'Ummm, you need a metric of speed Pinky'

blink blink

"oh oh yeah, whoops"

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue LAUGHTER!

So now, the family will tease me
when distance questions arise.

Yes, BILLIONS and BILLIONS of miles.

*hangs head in shame*

14 comments:

Nikki said...

HA! I love stories like this! Thanks for sharing! Happy Friggin Friday!

Jenn said...

lol, if that's one of your most embarrassing moments, then I think you're good.
I cant even count on my two hands how many stupid things I've said over the years hahah. Just shows you're human :)

Tori G said...

Haha! Don't feel bad!! We've all had moments like this lol. Happy Friday girl!

Aleshea said...

But I bet you rocked that response so that's all that matters

Alana Christine said...

bahahaha. That's great! I say dumb stuff all the time because I speak before I think...

Illegally Blonde said...

Ahh yes ole open mouth insert foot syndrome... I have it, wear it ,live it... here's to all knowitalls! Love you!! and wish you were not billions and billions of miles away.

Jamie said...

:)

slightlytwistedjane said...

Okay I think this is cute :)

Holly said...

Hahaha love it! We've all had moments like these. What's sad is when these silly moments happen and there is no alcohol involved ha!

BREI said...

That's cute. One of my best friends has no idea where on the map things are. If you ask her where Greece is she points to South america. It is my favorite game to play when we are together.

Carolyn said...

HAHAHAHA! :) Are you sure you're not secretly blonde? :)

Shanique Roca said...

Ha we've all had out moments!

Christelle said...

I would've called that a blonde moment, which I have OFTEN! :)

Amy Shaughnessy said...

Ha ha. Well that isn't too bad. Sounds like something I would say. I went to some women's event at my mom's church and there was a speaker there going on and on about something (I wasn't paying attention. Something to do with books) and she said "When you hear the letter F, what do you think of (no not that word!) I shouted (yes, shouted) FROG. Everyone just stared at me. Apparently she was talking about Christmas and I missed that. I've had a few of those instances. You would think that I would learn.

Amy

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