Day 13, Monday: Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that people are unhappy
and I need to issue and apology for my behavior.
I'm SORRY FOR PARTYING!
I'm SORRY that I know how to have a good time and break it down!
When you have Party Patnts
it's only proper that you use them right?!?
I know people think partying is a waste,
but I would have to disagree.
Partying is a celebration of life and fun.
I'm sorry my partyrific drinks bother you.
I'm sorry the loud singing/dancing is not your thing.
It totally is mine and I EMBRACE it!
Partying, dancing, singing, drinking,
glittering, sparkling and loving life
is WHAT I DO!
And before you say anything, YES, I know you can party
without alcohol and have a great time.
Trust, me I DO IT a lot.
Some girls are just BORN with
G*L*I*T*T*E*R in their veins
with the NEED to PARTY!
To those missing the need, I'm sorry.
You are missing out.
To those offended,
I'm deeply sorry.